Tailgating a U2 Concert?

by Kelly Thomas Reardon

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from FuckYeahU2

So, apparently a co-worker of mine is going to the U2 concert tonight. In addition, he wasn’t at work because he was “tailgating” said concert. A stream of things instantly flew into my mind about what tailgating at a U2 concert would entail:

  • Crowdsourcing a cure for AIDS
  • The world’s largest Sunglasses Hut
  • “Bono’s Back Therapy”
  • Hundreds singing the chorus to “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Lookin’ For” when they’re lost
  • Horrible fake accents
  • “Remember when Bono was on The Simpsons!?”
  • (red) skin from all the sunburn
  • Convincing stupid people that Bono is British

Any others you can think of?

 

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