"Who wants a blow!?"

by Kelly Thomas Reardon

So we're at our weekly family breakfast, as usual. Ever since my son was about two (he's almost 6 now) he's enjoyed taking the wrapper from his straw and shooting it at people when he unwraps it. Today, he decides he needs to yell out "OK! Who wants a blow!?" to help decide who to shoot it at.

Color me embarrassed.